“When I was a little girl, I kept my fanny in my jammies twenty-four/seven!” Orange, wife of the elder of Kamiki Village. “I honestly don’t understand how anyone thought this was a good idea,” says Mrs. If you did a double take as you read that statement, you’re not alone.

“The kids call them Peachy Gowns,” says one parent, “on account of their exposed bums looking like a peach. Kamiki Village, Nippon – Schools in Kamiki Village are under scrutiny today as they discuss policies around the newest fashion craze: dresses with the tush cut right out of the back. But for now, au revoir!”ĬHEEKY NEW FASHION TREND HAS PARENTS OF NIPPON CONCERNED Speaking of positions, I have a prophesy for YOU, interviewer – we’re gonna have a dog-gone good time sometime soon. When asked if he would seriously consider resigning, the Tao Master only had this to say: “I foresee myself growing old in this position. Obviously, these totally unrelated incidents paint a picture of Kushi as an irresponsible young woman who deserves for significantly older men to bother her without any negative repercussions. “Also, someone overheard her talking to a wolf earlier that day and telling it that she thought it was good looking. “My sources tell me that Kushi had been brewing sake that night,” the attorney says. While the general public has demanded the immediate resignation of the Tao Master, his attorney seems to think that there’s nothing to fear. He just walked up to me and said ‘you’ll be having a thrilling log ride soon.’ He had this flute and he kept putting his mouth on it, and taking his sword in and out of its sheath. “He didn’t ask for my number, he didn’t even ask my name. “I was simply telling that young woman what the gods themselves spoke to me. “One of my many responsibilities as Tao Master is the speaking of prophecies,” Waka told us in an interview following his release. Tao Master Waka, 27, insists that the whole situation was a misunderstanding and that the victim, Kushi, 19, was overreacting.

Agata Forest, Nippon – A religious official accused of harassing a young maiden was released this morning in anticipation of a court date next month.

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